Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Rome intends to "slam a cold Heiny" in Miami

Classic Jim Rome just a moment ago: he's in Miami for the Super Bowl and said that, in honor of Jimmy Johnson, who granted Rome an interview yesterday, that he's going to "slam a cold Heiny" tonight.

Insert your favorite gay/frigid-chick joke here.

Jim Rome pretty much represents everything that's wrong about sports writing: he knows nothing, brings nothing to the table in terms of insight, and speaks slower than a retarded redneck on quaaludes.

Yet somehow, he rakes in big bucks with nationally broadcast TV & radio shows.

Somebody hates me.

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