Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Nice Cooter

Turns out Cooter isn’t just a mechanic in Hazzard County. He's a coach in Knoxville, too.

Hey, nobody likes the hillbillies more than I do. These are my people. But finding this headline on the University of Tennessee football web site is just too stereotypically rich to pass up:

Cooter replaces Clausen as Vols graduate assistant

That’s right, Jim Bob Cooter – we don't make up the names – is the new graduate assistant for the UT football team.

While you're getting in touch with your inner redneck, check out the original Cooter's web site here and learn all about DukeFest 2007.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're just a jealous fuck. Jim Bob Cooter is more talented in his sleep than you will ever be in life. So quit blogging and start living.

SMALL UNKNOWN FACT: Jim Bob made a 34 out of 36 on the ACT when going into college. He is extremely intelligent.

What did you make, you half wit fuck?

Find something more worth while to blog about.