Right now, the hacks in the press box are struggling to come up with the lamest one liner:
- "Rex put the 'gross' in 'Grossman.' "
- "This game featured more turnovers than a French bakery."
- "The '85 Bears called William Perry 'The Fridge,' but the '07 Bears could've called Rex 'The Freezer' because he was ice cold."
Personally, though, I'd go with:
- "We saw more balls turned over than in a Tera Patrick compliation video."