Sunday, February 11, 2007

Who Is Colonel Comey?

It occurs to me that people might crave more information about me, "The Colonel."

Well, I have some more info on my little home page, which I inexplicably pay $22.95 a month to Yahoo! to maintain. This $22.95 is only slightly more than I make a month as a part-time palm reader/elevator operator.

Also, here are my vitals:

I'm 6-foot-10, 114 pounds.

Brown eyes, red hair and a large birthmark on my left shoulder that resembles Gary Coleman.

My favorite band ever is Animotion.

My hobbies include yelling at trains, farting to the tune of "New York, New York" and golf.

Get to know me! I'm Audi 5000, G!

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