Sunday, February 4, 2007

Live Commentary for Super Bowl XLI

It's a really simple formula really. I mean, I'm no marketing major, but I know what I like. Like Homer Simpson said, "I'm a simple man, Marge. I like my beer cold and my TV loud..." If you're trying to get my attention so I'll buy your crap, if you want me to sober up enough and stop talking long enough that I'll stop and listen your sales pitch:
  • Forget the cute animals
  • Ditch the computer animation
  • 86 the guys in the business suits acting like their careers are something other than drudgery
  • Bag the doofusy guys who always choose the beer instead of the girl and then they do something stupid that makes them look like...doofuses
Just show us breasts. Like I said, "simple". Less dalmations, fewer talking gorillas. More girl. I have no idea who they are or what product or service they provide, but they have my attention.

And for some strange reason, Robert Goulet has the same effect.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice cold sore on the GoDaddy girl. Yikes.