Sharon Stone: Please Stop Acting

Sharon Stone won the infamous "Razzie" award for worst actress this weekend, and there's good reason -- no legitimate movie star has ever been in a worse string of movies than this no-talent nut job.

On the Internet Movie Database, each movie gets a ranking based off user reviews. It's not perfect, but gives an idea. It breaks down like this:

8.0 or above: all-time great
7-8: pretty damn good
6-7: good
5-6: subpar
under 5.0: terrible.

Here's how Sharon Stone's career breaks down:

8.0+ -- None
7-8.0 -- Six movies
6-7 -- Seven movies
5-6 -- 15 movies
under 5 -- 19 movies

These numbers are unheard of. I looked at a bunch of other movie stars, and no one even came close to her in terms of total ineptitude.

For instance, Edward Norton has NEVER been in a movie with a rating of less than 6.0 (18 total movies), while Stone has managed to be in THIRTY-FUCKIN'-FOUR of them, including 19 total bombs of 5.0 and under.

How can you make 19 total bombs and still get more roles? If you were wondering, here they are:

1. (4.86) - Deadly Blessing (1981)
2. (4.81) - Intersection (1994)
3. (4.81) - Cold Creek Manor (2003)
4. (4.80) - Calendar Girl Murders (1984) (TV)
5. (4.72) - Gloria (1999)
6. (4.70) - The Specialist (1994)
7. (4.66) - Scissors (1991)
8. (4.52) - Cold Steel (1987)
9. (4.51) - Sliver (1993)
10. (4.42) - King Solomon's Mines (1985)
11. (4.32) - Action Jackson (1988)
12. (4.28) - Where Sleeping Dogs Lie (1992)
13. (4.14) - Picking Up the Pieces (2000)
14. (3.96) - Sangre y arena (1989)
15. (3.95) - Simpatico (1999)
16. (3.74) - Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987)
17. (3.71) - Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
18. (3.71) - Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
19. (3.21) - Catwoman (2004)

She has to be the worst major actress in the history of movies. That is all.